id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
