Non-Jews are for practice
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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