I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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