why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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