Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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