Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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