did you get engaged???
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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