is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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