: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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