Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
where am i from again
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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