that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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