finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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