Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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