brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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