I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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