I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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