my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
My Sexting was not on an AP level
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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