You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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