Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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