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don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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