its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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