Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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