I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Randomize
