we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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