Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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