Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
