no, he came in my armpit
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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