i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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