Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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