why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We have so much sex to catch up on
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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