And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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