Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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