There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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