..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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