she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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