The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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