belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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