Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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