I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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