Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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