I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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