her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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