You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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