school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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