He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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