I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
