so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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