Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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