would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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