just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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