She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
