his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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