I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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