their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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