she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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