So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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